nobody cares

you know, i've been thinking about sliced bread and how cool it is.

I mean, you get uniform slices and the bread isn't even smushed. I hate it whenever I'm carefully trying to cut through a baguette or some fancy unsliced bread loaf and then I accidentally squeeze too hard with the hand holding the bread or press down with the knife and then the soft, fluffy insides are flattened to sad sad bread.

But sliced bread! You don't even need to deal with all of that. It's so darn cheap, you can buy white bread or wheat bread or honey wheat. Heck, you can even buy sliced potato bread. Man, that stuff looks weird but I can probably eat it by itself. You can put stuff between slice bread for sandwiches so easily! You can make toast!
Do you even understand how delicious toast is??
It's like... deliciousness with a bit of butter and a cup of tea.
 
I bet the people who were pre-sliced-toast-time don't know what they were missing out on.
It's good to live post-1928.

yeah.....
this is a completely pointless post.