Well...

*loud knocking on my apartment door

Me: *studying on the couch in lounging clothes.
Me: *resentfully puts stuff down and throws on more respectable clothes
Me: *opens door

Guy: Hello! My name is ____. How are you doing today?
Me: Fine....
Guy: I'm from AT&T and we're here to talk to you about your benefits and things you qualify for!
Me: Okay....
AT&T Guy: So we have a deal for cable and other things for your TV. Do you have cable?
Me: I don't have a TV.
Guy: *shocked. Wh- You don't have a TV? (kinda glances into the open door as if he's trying to spot one anyways)
Me: Nope.
Guy: Well.... I guess.... you don't qualify for anything. Thanks for your time.
Me: Mkay. Bye!


Ha.